Posted by william on Apr 28, '08 7:35 PM for everyone During our travels, the paparazzi courted us and we became TV stars, appearing live on television regularly and having our story written up as a special feature in the newspaper. Though I tried to solve a national crime, I must admit that Mami and I broke the law. The police suspected me of being a terrorist and in Taipei I faced the death penalty.
On the way to our wedding we had a car accident. At an all-female party, young women hung on my every word. I suffered a nervous breakdown. I watched businessmen in suits sweeping the streets, and a train chased us from a restaurant. We used a bath at a construction site, and we slept in a toilet where a ghost appeared. I discovered an elephant graveyard and revisited the 1964 Tokyo Olympics.
We joined a community of freaks and acquired a sex toy. I exposed myself to two women, and Mami and I undressed in front of a total stranger. A pimp offers us a look at a dead mummy and Mami tasted ear shit. I climbed barefoot through snow up a mountain. We went to a live concert in a Beer Hall, and I ‘borrowed’ furniture from a restaurant. We risked bankruptcy in a $500-a-day hotel, and I splurged out on a two-hour $300 day trip to South Korea (narrowly avoiding being killed by a whale.
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